The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.”

4.08.2008

Tisti, ki so mi najbližje, bi lahko potrdili mojo podobnost z njo. No, ne toliko v resnici, kot z njenimi filmskimi karakterji. Janeane Garofalo zna filme narediti vedno takšne, da se ti smeji že pri špici filma. Recimo, da sem nekoliko omiljena različica njenega cinizma in resnobe, ampak ko vidiš tiste bambijeve oči, je odgovor na dlani. Nekakšna mešanica iz The Matchmaker ali Clay Pigeons. Aha. Ker danes smrdim kot Terminator, po olju in tekoči kovini, oči se mi svetijo zlovešče rdečkasto, nos pa imam zaprašen od vsega hudega. Joj, jutri bo težak muskelfieber. Pa če Beavis in Butthead umreta od smeha.

Janeane Garofalo is Monica in Touchstone's Big Trouble

My hands are kind of full right now, what with holding my dick and all.

Janeane Garofalo as The Bowler in Universal's Mystery Men

There’s not enough beer in the world, Spleen, I’m sorry.

Janeane Garofalo as Jeri in Dog Park

How’d the date go?  I got Ninja-Fucked.

Ewan McGregor and Janeane Garofalo in 20th Century Fox's Stay

You can’t drink while you’re taking these.  Mm. Apparently I can.

Paul Rudd and Janeane Garofalo in 200 Cigarettes

I’ve dated enough narcissistically neurotic men to know that you are all just a pack of roving babies in search of a giant teat from which to suck the lifeblood out of me until I am a hollow shell.

 
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6 komentarjev na “The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.””

  1. irena irena pravi:
    4.08.2008 ob '10:57 pm'

    oh, tudi jaz gojim veliko naklonjenost do gospodične Garofalo …

  2. Luka pravi:
    4.08.2008 ob '10:59 pm'

    Mora bit cool.

  3. mmm pravi:
    5.08.2008 ob '7:40 am'

    Tut Amy Winehouse ima bambijeve oči. Ts ts ts… :lol:

  4. izfotelja izfotelja pravi:
    5.08.2008 ob '11:45 am'

    Hmm, potem si pa si prav takšen srcek, kot sem si te predstavljal… tough, witty and prickly on the outside and “Le Lys dans la vallée” on the inside…?

  5. troBENTica troBENTica pravi:
    5.08.2008 ob '6:07 pm'

    :lol:
    C’est le privilège des femmes que nous aimons plus qu’ils nous aiment pour faire les hommes aimez-les ignorent dont les règles ordinaires commun-sentent.

  6. izfotelja izfotelja pravi:
    5.08.2008 ob '8:10 pm'

    “Le privilége de la femme que nous aimons plus qu’elle ne nous aime est de nous faire oublier à tout propos les règles du bon sens.” Ti kar uspeva…

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